Sarah Palin has managed to use her failed vice presidential run to put herself in a position of power and influence. Joe Biden won the race and he hasn't been able to put himself in a position of power and influence.

I knew that I had been partially right in the storeroom above the bar on Christmas Day. Whoever I had become had to die.

Former president George W. Bush released his new memoir. By the way, 'memoir' is just a fancy word for 'a bunch of stuff that happened to me.

I realize that I am not a journalist. So anything I say is not important.

Don't protest outside of a rich man's house in the daytime, you'll just scare the maid, and that's Arnold Schwarzenegger's job.

I have to do a show which is of interest to me, or else I'm lost.

The idea of having Australians upset at me is just awful.