Former president George W. Bush released his new memoir. By the way, 'memoir' is just a fancy word for 'a bunch of stuff that happened to me.

Look, there is nothing you can say about this show that I don't already know

I didn't flee a dictator or swim an ocean to be an American like some do. I just thought long and hard about it.

Things were very different back in 1992. There was unrest in the Middle East, we had a gridlocked Congress, and everybody was talking about Bill Cosby.

Democrats are calling Christine O'Donnell 'the Sarah Palin of the East.' Really? She's a loud, emotionally unstable woman from Delaware. That's not Sarah Palin, that's Joe Biden.

It's all about the triumph of intellect and romance over brute force and cynicism.

Laughter separates us from despair and gives us a chance at love.