Director Oliver Stone says he's going to make a movie about Vladimir Putin. I can't believe anyone would want to work with that insane communist. And Putin is a little crazy as well.
Craig FergusonI've started looking at my own father a bit funny. He assures me, though, that I really am the son of a Scottish postman.
Craig FergusonI didn't flee a dictator or swim an ocean to be an American like some do. I just thought long and hard about it.
Craig FergusonThere are times when you see the news, and you go, "How the hell am I meant to do anything tonight?" I'm not good at compartmentalizing myself and not being affected by the world around me, so it was very difficult for me when atrocious news stories would pop up. And I would think, "How the hell am I supposed to talk to the skeleton about the horse tonight?"
Craig Ferguson