Sometimes people think you’re smart if you question the status quo, if nothing else.

The three drunkest cities in America: Fresno, Riverside, and whatever Mel Gibson is driving through.

Every year law schools churn out thousands of lawyers. We don't need any more lawyers. We need more lawyers like we need more talk-show hosts.

That's the thing about terrorism - it works. Especially for the terrorists - they might not get what they want but it feels damn good trying.

I've been running my whole life. Running into bars, running around the world. But when you have a child, you can't run. That was a revelation.

Appear tougher or cooler or funnier than you feel and there is a chance you'll make it.

Canada is not the party. Its the apartment above the party.