It never occurred to them that God may have provided the world with a vast array of very brainy medical types for the very reason of solving problems such as theirs. However, there is one thing that the medical profession cannot do and that is save people from being idiots.

I would prefer as a viewer to watch the mistakes. I am my own blooper reel, as it happens.

I'm gonna enjoy being old I think I'll be awesome at it.

Much of television has been homogenized in the desire to avoid annoying or upsetting people.

If you don't vote, you're a moron.

Jeb Bush announced today on the Internet that he may run for president. The next presidential election could be Bush vs. Clinton. It will be like 1992 all over again except I won't be in rehab.

I'm a vulgar lounge entertainer, I don't need to wear a tie.