It never occurred to them that God may have provided the world with a vast array of very brainy medical types for the very reason of solving problems such as theirs. However, there is one thing that the medical profession cannot do and that is save people from being idiots.

Evil does not question itself. Only Hope questions itself.

Old people really do have a secret though. You wanna know what it is? Luck.

I'm reading a book, because I'm brainy. No, it is a book - if you don't know, it is like a blog except bigger.

For a while, some schools across the country were banning spelling bees. For obvious reasons, of course - steroids

Climate change is a serious problem. We all need to do what we can. Unless that means I've got to change stuff. Then I'm not doing it.

Sober alkies are often asked: "When did you hit rock bottom?" but a more informed question might be: "How many times did you hit rock bottom?