I had lived in fear of the fabled terrifying visions that assail chronic drinkers, but which had not yet attacked me.

If Scotland and America go to war, I'm afraid I've already sworn in.

I like football. I find its an exciting strategic game. Its a great way to avoid conversation with your family at Thanksgiving.

World War Z is out today. The big zombie movie. The trailer looks scary. You see hordes of bodies climbing and rolling over each other. It's like Black Friday at the mall.

Donald Trump showed his birth certificate to reporters. Who cares about his birth certificate? I want to know if that thing on his head has had its vaccinations.

Congratulations to the NBA champion Boston Celtics - they beat the Los Angeles Lakers by 39 points. Or as Hillary Clinton would say, "Too close to call.

I've started looking at my own father a bit funny. He assures me, though, that I really am the son of a Scottish postman.