I had lived in fear of the fabled terrifying visions that assail chronic drinkers, but which had not yet attacked me.

I think in our desire to create a better America,we have to have civilized debate in this country and not just yelling.

I'm gonna enjoy being old I think I'll be awesome at it.

Look, there is nothing you can say about this show that I don't already know

I have to do a show which is of interest to me, or else I'm lost.

It is a great day for the great state of Texas. The last person being tested for Ebola has come back clean. So Texas is now Ebola free. This was a big week for them. They're now free of Ebola - and Democrats.

They were singing, Gillette, the best a man can get, with a lot of guys hugging their fathers and sailing and riding bikes. I suddenly felt a long way from the best a man could get and I thought it would be nice to get from there to the best.