Here in California, we passed a law against texting while driving. But there's no law preventing you from writing a letter while driving.
If you don't vote, you're a moron.
Confession is a sacred rite enhanced by allegory, exaggeration, and lies.
I'm not aware of having a creepy laugh, but apparently I do.
Appear tougher or cooler or funnier than you feel and there is a chance you'll make it.
If you're frightened of leprechauns, the best thing to do is to get yourself a little leprechaun outfit and see how big they are. And then you'll go, 'Well I see. That's like bein' frightened of a hampster.'