Congratulations to the NBA champion Boston Celtics - they beat the Los Angeles Lakers by 39 points. Or as Hillary Clinton would say, "Too close to call.

It's very interesting to know what people are doing while you're working on late-night television.

Now that healthcare is guaranteed, I'm frying everything I eat. Fried food and cigarettes.

I don’t think there’s anything wrong with telling the truth. I know it isn’t fashionable.

If the Fed ceases hiking, against the backdrop of still rising commodity prices, then the Australian dollar will have few reasons for resisting any topside advances.

I haven't had a drink in thirteen years, but occasionally I'm tempted to have one beer. The problem is that if I have that one beer, I wake up in Tijuana four days later with a tattoo and a sore ass.

Canada is not the party. Its the apartment above the party.