Congratulations to the NBA champion Boston Celtics - they beat the Los Angeles Lakers by 39 points. Or as Hillary Clinton would say, "Too close to call.

Some people watching CNN were so shocked they started rioting. No, I'm kidding. No one watches CNN.

There are plans for a new high-speed train between Los Angeles and San Francisco. It will make the trip time 30 minutes. People in L.A. are like, Yes! And people in San Francisco are like, Yeah, sure, great. We look forward to seeing you.

Time is only linear for engineers and referees.

Strange star-like object over Oslo right before Obama arrives. A gift of a golden medal given by a group of wise men... Nah.

I do a public access show with puppets. Puppets called actors, TV and movie stars.

I would prefer as a viewer to watch the mistakes. I am my own blooper reel, as it happens.