Anyone who's just driven 90 yards against huge men trying to kill them has earned the right to do Jazz hands.

A lot of the U.S. used to be part of Mexico, including Arizona. But they're a bit touchy about that right now.

I'm not aware of having a creepy laugh, but apparently I do.

The problem with suicide is that it seems so flamboyant. It's camp. You have to be a bit of a drama queen to ever seriously consider it.

I'm crazy. I know I'm crazy 'cause Desmond Tutu told me, and he's very clever. He said, 'You must free yourself, be more of who you are. Be more crazy.' And I'm going to.

From this moment on I'd dedicate my life to rock and roll and take as many drugs as possible. What could possibly go wrong?

In Los Angeles on Black Friday, a woman pepper sprayed Wal-Mart shoppers who tried to cut in line. The police acted fast by immediately hiring her to get rid of peaceful protesters outside banking institutions all across the United States.