A woman in Germany gave birth to a 13 1/2 pound baby. That baby was so fat his first word was strudel.
Craig FergusonI salute Rick Perry for the way he's trying to overcome this. Today he came out and said he's not one of those slick politicians, that this just shows his human side, and some third excuse he can't remember.
Craig FergusonIf you watch cooking shows on cable, they have lots of British people. Because when you think good cooking, you immediately think Britain.
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