If it doesn't work, at least it will be an interesting train wreck.

Mark Zuckerberg was named Time's Person of the Year. I'm sorry if you don't recognize the name. A magazine is something people used to read.

Every year there's a jury at the Cannes Film Festival. Getting on the jury is very competitive in France. Not because the French love cinema, but because they love to judge.

I have a deep and profound mistrust of all politicians.

I've started looking at my own father a bit funny. He assures me, though, that I really am the son of a Scottish postman.

Cannabis always made me paranoid; I felt like people were watching me. And now I'm sober, and I've got this talk show in the middle of the night on CBS, and I now know that no one is watching me.

Much of television has been homogenized in the desire to avoid annoying or upsetting people.