A woman in Germany gave birth to a 13 1/2 pound baby. That baby was so fat his first word was strudel.

There are times when you see the news, and you go, "How the hell am I meant to do anything tonight?" I'm not good at compartmentalizing myself and not being affected by the world around me, so it was very difficult for me when atrocious news stories would pop up. And I would think, "How the hell am I supposed to talk to the skeleton about the horse tonight?"

Even though it's warm here in L.A., people still have to wear layers - at least until their plastic surgery heals.

I found the prospect daunting, but somehow comforting, too, because the counselors insisted it could be done, and, after all, many of them were recovering alcoholics themselves.

I'm hooked on email. That's right, kids, I'm one of you.

Today Prince William went to Washington, D.C., and he met with President Obama. He said, 'It feels weird being in the White House because I'm not an American.' And then Prince William said, 'Yeah, me too.'

There is no Thanksgiving back in the old country where I come from. You know why? Because being thankful is a sin.