A woman in Germany gave birth to a 13 1/2 pound baby. That baby was so fat his first word was strudel.

On that same tour we ran into a band at Aylesbury Friars, a biggish venue in Oxfordshire, England. They were a four-piece from Ireland called U2. They seemed like nice fellows and they sounded pretty good, but we didn’t keep in touch. They’re probably taxi drivers and accountants by now.

Equestrian and sailing are sports for people growing up on the mean streets of Connecticut.

I have a deep and profound mistrust of all politicians.

In Washington, the U.S. House passed a bill unanimously. Every single member of both parties voted for it. What was it? To deny Social Security benefits to Nazis. So from now on, no SS for the SS.

Saudia Arabia takes in half a trillion dollars every year in oil revenue, and the country has a population smaller than New York state, but when your system of government is an eleventh century monarchy, someone's going to end up poor, and it's not gonna be the guy whose first name is King.

I found out it is just as hard to make a movie that you are not proud of as it is to make one you love.