If you watch cooking shows on cable, they have lots of British people. Because when you think good cooking, you immediately think Britain.

If you're frightened of leprechauns, the best thing to do is to get yourself a little leprechaun outfit and see how big they are. And then you'll go, 'Well I see. That's like bein' frightened of a hampster.'

I've started looking at my own father a bit funny. He assures me, though, that I really am the son of a Scottish postman.

It's very interesting to know what people are doing while you're working on late-night television.

I'm careful with money.

Sarah Palin. Remember Sarah Palin? She is adorable. She is back on the campaign trail. Really. She's going to campaign in the Senate runoff in Georgia. As soon as she finds out where Georgia is.

I didn't say no because between safety and adventure I choose adventure.