If you watch cooking shows on cable, they have lots of British people. Because when you think good cooking, you immediately think Britain.

That's why I believe in a Constitution which separates church from state. I've seen what happens when they get in cahoots.

I try and live my life in bite-size chunks.

Harry Potter, he sends a message on Owl Mail while us poor old muggles have to make do with instantaneous emails and texting. Oh, if only we could be like you Harry Potter, with your four day owl delivery!

A casino in South Dakota was robbed by a man dressed as a mummy. The police described the suspect as anywhere between 25 and 8,000 years old.

The 'Star Wars' movie is coming out. Disney has kept the details of the movie under wraps because they're not Sony.

I think we look back at times past with fondness because we were younger. Life had not yet begun pecking away at our innocence like buzzards on fresh road kill.