You know when you're a kid and you think, 'Oh no, I've got double math, this is never gonna end,' but then it ends, and it's like it never happened? That's like life.
Craig FergusonFrom this moment on I'd dedicate my life to rock and roll and take as many drugs as possible. What could possibly go wrong?
Craig FergusonIt is a great day for the great state of Texas. The last person being tested for Ebola has come back clean. So Texas is now Ebola free. This was a big week for them. They're now free of Ebola - and Democrats.
Craig Ferguson