I do a public access show with puppets. Puppets called actors, TV and movie stars.

Democrats are calling Christine O'Donnell 'the Sarah Palin of the East.' Really? She's a loud, emotionally unstable woman from Delaware. That's not Sarah Palin, that's Joe Biden.

I always wanted to make motion pictures, ever since I was a wee boy, and I was 32, and time was marching on. I met a guy who said, 'Come out to Hollywood for 10 days, and I'll get you a deal.' So I figured, 'OK, 10 days.' On the 10th day, he got me a development deal with Disney, not for a lot of money, but it allowed me to make the move.

....maybe fear is God's way of saying, "Pay attention, this could be fun.

I realize that I am not a journalist. So anything I say is not important.

Some people watching CNN were so shocked they started rioting. No, I'm kidding. No one watches CNN.

The rain is giving much needed relief to California's crops. By that I mean 'marijuana.'