I do a public access show with puppets. Puppets called actors, TV and movie stars.

Everything went smoothly at the sailing events today, except for the British team. They forgot to bring limes and they all got scurvy.

Acid gave me a clinical, unblinking look at madness, and I discovered I wasn't brave enough to be insane.

People sometimes say to me: "Craig, get out of my garden."

I'm hooked on email. That's right, kids, I'm one of you.

A casino in South Dakota was robbed by a man dressed as a mummy. The police described the suspect as anywhere between 25 and 8,000 years old.

I got sober. I stopped killing myself with alcohol. I began to think: 'Wait a minute - if I can stop doing this, what are the possibilities?' And slowly it dawned on me that it was maybe worth the risk.