I do a public access show with puppets. Puppets called actors, TV and movie stars.

I realize that I am not a journalist. So anything I say is not important.

There's going to be a new cable-TV channel for dogs. Dogs don't even watch TV. But the schedule came out today. And they've got great shows, like Barks & Recreation and Game of Bones.

Being an American is something I wanted to be for a very long time, probably since I saw the moon landing when I was a child.

The meeting with Prince William took place at the White House because Prince William wanted to see where the president spent his days, but the golf course was covered in snow.

Great, as long as you're happy

This story is true. Of course, there are many lies therein and most of it did not happen, but it's all true. In that sense it is deeply religious, perhaps even biblical.