I do a public access show with puppets. Puppets called actors, TV and movie stars.

That's why I believe in a Constitution which separates church from state. I've seen what happens when they get in cahoots.

Wait! Don't applaud my cheapness! I've got other crap I need help with!

Even a chameleon needs the proper amount of suction.

I think I'm just someone that just tries to get by. I'm kind of - if it was during the Second World War, I'd be a black marketeer, I think.

Alcohol ruined me financially and morally, broke my heart and the hearts of too many others. Even though it did this to me and it almost killed me and I haven't touched a drop of it in seventeen years, sometimes I wonder if I could get away with drinking some now. I totally subscribe to the notion that alcoholism is a mental illness because thinking like that is clearly insane.

Bush's memoir is 512 pages. To be fair, 200 of those pages are just games and puzzles.