Laughter separates us from despair and gives us a chance at love.
Confession is a sacred rite enhanced by allegory, exaggeration, and lies.
I know the fashion is that everything is fair game [for comedy material] but I don't believe that.
Justin Bieber's tour bus was stopped by Canadian border patrol agents. And they found marijuana. The agents said Bieber was a disgrace to Canada and should never come back. Then they found the marijuana.
Wait! Don't applaud my cheapness! I've got other crap I need help with!
I salute Rick Perry for the way he's trying to overcome this. Today he came out and said he's not one of those slick politicians, that this just shows his human side, and some third excuse he can't remember.