I do a public access show with puppets. Puppets called actors, TV and movie stars.

Everything went smoothly at the sailing events today, except for the British team. They forgot to bring limes and they all got scurvy.

Tomorrow's just your future yesterday.

The world can be such a fright, but it belongs to us tonight.

It may be that the fear contains information. Something can be interesting if you get to the other side of that fear.

People spend thousands of dollars trying to keep their teeth straight. I just hope we can live in a world where we accept gay teeth.

Sometimes, in order to follow one's heart, one must do the wrong thing. Now, I'm not absolving anyone of their actions; you have to be responsible for your actions, sick or well, you have to be, you just have to be. All of us are accountable.