You know, I think there's a good rule of thumb here: Don't take nutritional advice from other species.

Al Qaeda has declared war on the Somali pirates. That is awesome! Evil against evil. Like Alien versus Predator or Cheney versus his lawyer.

I would prefer as a viewer to watch the mistakes. I am my own blooper reel, as it happens.

Canada is not the party. Its the apartment above the party.

Wait! Don't applaud my cheapness! I've got other crap I need help with!

I have that hypocrisy of a parent in that I'm like,'Come on, you've got to toughen up at the same time let me take care of that for you.

If you absolutely believe that what you do is right, you're bullet-proof.