You know, I think there's a good rule of thumb here: Don't take nutritional advice from other species.

Even the incorruptible are corruptible if they cannot accept the possibility of being mistaken. Infallibility is a sin in any man. All laws can be broken and are. Often.

Be careful who you choose as your hero or who you choose to deify, be it Clay Aiken or Barack Obama. You put all you're hope and all your dreams and all your ideas about stuff into one human being. They're a human being they're going to let you down. You can't make someone your hero because of something you read on the internet. The internet is not a source of information it is a source of disinformation.

I hated the summer jobs I had when I was a teenager. They were so mundane and repetitious, they deadened my soul. On the bright side, it was good training for this job.

Twas the night before Thanksgiving.

I always appreciated my teachers. When I was 16, I gave them the greatest gift I could think of. I dropped out of school.

The idea of having Australians upset at me is just awful.