You know, I think there's a good rule of thumb here: Don't take nutritional advice from other species.

Apple released the upgraded version of the iPhone 4, called the iPhone 4S. I think the S stands for suckers.

I think holidays create so much pressure because people feel they should be having a good time. But you shouldn't.

Look, there is nothing you can say about this show that I don't already know

Lance Armstrong admitted he used performance-enhancing drugs throughout his career. He confessed in front of the most respected judge in the land, Oprah Winfrey.

Clay Aiken ran for Congress in North Carolina. But he didn't make it. Clay Aiken is famous for coming in second in a TV popularity contest that most people got fed up with years ago. He also lost on 'American Idol.'

I'm crazy. I know I'm crazy 'cause Desmond Tutu told me, and he's very clever. He said, 'You must free yourself, be more of who you are. Be more crazy.' And I'm going to.