I proved to my own satisfaction that I am madder than I think.

Much of television has been homogenized in the desire to avoid annoying or upsetting people.

Old people really do have a secret though. You wanna know what it is? Luck.

The White House announced plans to begin normalizing relations with Cuba - this as we're awkwardizing relations with Russia.

According to a new study, Hawaii is the happiest place in America to live. And I thought it was just a great place to pretend you were born in.

Here at CBS, spring also means March Madness. I love the name March Madness. I'm glad the PC police haven't made us change March Madness to early spring psychosis.

I dropped out of high school when I was 16, after I had a huge argument with my English teacher over the meaning of the word 'existentialism.'