Whether I or anyone else accepted the concept of alcoholism as a disease didn't matter; what mattered was that when treated as a disease, those who suffered from it were most likely to recover.

There's just a feeling you get from certain things you do in life that just kind of feel pure and independent of what's actually, physically, going on.

Ocean's 13 is all about cool people having a good time, and who doesn't want to see that? Well you, apparantly, 'cause you're watching me.

The White House announced plans to begin normalizing relations with Cuba - this as we're awkwardizing relations with Russia.

There is no Thanksgiving back in the old country where I come from. You know why? Because being thankful is a sin.

It's a great day for America, everybody! It's Monday, woo.

Thanks cows. I appreciate your tastiness.