The sexy magazine in Britain in that time was called Club International. Club International: It was about as international as the International House of Pancakes. It should have been called Naked Cockney Girls with Scurvy.

If it doesn't work, at least it will be an interesting train wreck.

It seemed that I performed better sober than drunk. Who knew?

I come from a very critical culture. You know the Scots. They're always saying: 'Oh, no. It will never work. You'll never amount to anything. You've got to know your place in the world.

Great, as long as you're happy

Jeb Bush announced today on the Internet that he may run for president. The next presidential election could be Bush vs. Clinton. It will be like 1992 all over again except I won't be in rehab.

Remember the band, Flock of Seagulls? They had their van stolen. I was like, They still have a van?