Andy Warhol said that in the future everyone will be famous for 15 minutes. Facebook is exactly like that except you're not really famous and your 15 minutes goes on forever.

HD doesn't mean anything to me. It's a technical thing. It's like demographics. A lot of people know about it.

Sometimes they would just pay me to stay home and not do anything else, which sounds fantastic but doesn't do much for your ego. Its probably a little like getting alimony - the money is nice but has a nasty aftertaste.

I have to do a show which is of interest to me, or else I'm lost.

In Washington, the U.S. House passed a bill unanimously. Every single member of both parties voted for it. What was it? To deny Social Security benefits to Nazis. So from now on, no SS for the SS.

I think holidays create so much pressure because people feel they should be having a good time. But you shouldn't.

I don’t think there’s anything wrong with telling the truth. I know it isn’t fashionable.