I'm gonna enjoy being old I think I'll be awesome at it.

I think comedy comes more from a low sense of self-esteem, and I certainly have that.

I have that hypocrisy of a parent in that I'm like,'Come on, you've got to toughen up at the same time let me take care of that for you.

People talk to old people like they're children.'Oh you're very old aren't you?' Yeah I'm old. I'm not stupid.

Is it really that important? It's just television, for God's sake. It's not medicine or something.

I think comedy as an art involves the audience as a participant as much as is involves the artist.

Rush Limbaugh says if the health care bill passes, he will leave the country. The Democrats are upset, because if they knew that, they would have passed the bill years ago.