I'm gonna enjoy being old I think I'll be awesome at it.

According to a new study, Hawaii is the happiest place in America to live. And I thought it was just a great place to pretend you were born in.

This story is true. Of course, there are many lies therein and most of it did not happen, but it's all true. In that sense it is deeply religious, perhaps even biblical.

A new restaurant here in Southern California requires women to wear high heels. I'm outraged! This is sexist! Why just the women?

I freely admit I'm confused. I'm a confused and troubled individual but at the same time...Its Free!

He was in awe of the thirst that people had for someone to tell them that everything was going to be all right. He marveled at the gullibility and vulnerability of his fellow humans. No wonder the churches called them sheep. They were woolly-headed pack animals being herded around for the benefit of whoever knew how to control the dogs.

In the past I've been hard on the vegans. I've called them Prius-driving fascists, but now I am one of them. I have been turned to the dark side.