Much of television has been homogenized in the desire to avoid annoying or upsetting people.

I don't get emails from my corporate overlords.

That's here on CBS, where the 'C' stands for 'Classy' and the 'BS' speaks for itself.

Laughter separates us from despair and gives us a chance at love.

It is Veterans Day, when we honor everyone who served in all of the campaigns. We honor them with dignity and respect, and of course mattress sales and tire discounts.

I think comedy as an art involves the audience as a participant as much as is involves the artist.

Gas prices - it is $6 a gallon here. People in L.A. are furious. You can't tell, of course, because of the Botox.