Much of television has been homogenized in the desire to avoid annoying or upsetting people.

The White House announced plans to begin normalizing relations with Cuba - this as we're awkwardizing relations with Russia.

Andy Warhol said that in the future everyone will be famous for 15 minutes. Facebook is exactly like that except you're not really famous and your 15 minutes goes on forever.

The meeting with Prince William took place at the White House because Prince William wanted to see where the president spent his days, but the golf course was covered in snow.

Everything I think of now is too rude to actually say.

I have to do a show which is of interest to me, or else I'm lost.

A lot of people in their 30's get nostalgic for their teen years. Then they get jobs in TV, become bitter and jaded and prematurely old. Then they turn their nostalgia into great television.