Here at CBS, spring also means March Madness. I love the name March Madness. I'm glad the PC police haven't made us change March Madness to early spring psychosis.

Now that healthcare is guaranteed, I'm frying everything I eat. Fried food and cigarettes.

When in doubt about who's to blame. Blame the English.

Technically my dog's naked most of the time. Except halloween, when I dress him up as Liza Minelli.

This is my first week as an American citizen. It's amazing. Now I can vote in the general election - and for American Idol.

Whether I or anyone else accepted the concept of alcoholism as a disease didn't matter; what mattered was that when treated as a disease, those who suffered from it were most likely to recover.

I don't drink anymore for Cinco de Mayo. I celebrate with Mexican food, or as it's known in Mexico: 'food.'