The three drunkest cities in America: Fresno, Riverside, and whatever Mel Gibson is driving through.

Sarah Palin has managed to use her failed vice presidential run to put herself in a position of power and influence. Joe Biden won the race and he hasn't been able to put himself in a position of power and influence.

HD doesn't mean anything to me. It's a technical thing. It's like demographics. A lot of people know about it.

If you can't trust, you can't be trustworthy.

I love zombies. If any monster could Riverdance, it would be zombies.

My job is to find the politicians and the presidents and the pompous people who are telling other people how to live, powerful, visible creatures and ... go at them.

I don't like my politicians entertaining me and I don't like my entertainers politicianing me.