Clay Aiken ran for Congress in North Carolina. But he didn't make it. Clay Aiken is famous for coming in second in a TV popularity contest that most people got fed up with years ago. He also lost on 'American Idol.'

Every day I ran to that book like it was a bottle of whiskey and crawled inside because it was a world that I had at least some control over, and slowly, in time, it began to take shape.

I don't just like sexual double entendres I love them, I stroke them, I milk them, I spank them when they're naughty.

It's tricky turning a book into a movie. Sometimes people love the book so much that no adaptation lives up to what they imagined. You can avoid that disappointment by never, ever reading books.

I'm so excited about the new iPad, I just iPeed my iPants.

You can never talk religion on network TV. It makes too many people angry. You can talk about sex.

If I start giving people what they like I'll turn into one of them and I don't want to be one of them I want to be one of me.