The Smurfs 2 is a great movie. The Smurfs are tiny little creatures that everybody loves. They're like Justin Bieber - minus the part about everybody loving him.

It is Veterans Day, when we honor everyone who served in all of the campaigns. We honor them with dignity and respect, and of course mattress sales and tire discounts.

You gotta laugh because if you didn't you'd cry

Is it really that important? It's just television, for God's sake. It's not medicine or something.

I freely admit I'm confused. I'm a confused and troubled individual but at the same time...Its Free!

Great, as long as you're happy

Ratings experts say the best way to get people to watch during sweeps is to leave the audience with a question that won't be answered until the next time the show is on. You know, like Who shot J.R.? I like to think I do this every night - the question is, Is this show still on?