The Smurfs 2 is a great movie. The Smurfs are tiny little creatures that everybody loves. They're like Justin Bieber - minus the part about everybody loving him.

I enjoy bathing, as many Europeans don't.

Al Qaeda has declared war on the Somali pirates. That is awesome! Evil against evil. Like Alien versus Predator or Cheney versus his lawyer.

You know, I think there's a good rule of thumb here: Don't take nutritional advice from other species.

The 'Star Wars' movie is coming out. Disney has kept the details of the movie under wraps because they're not Sony.

Tomorrow is your future's yesterday.

I watched the Republican debate. At one point, the candidates said there are no classes in America, a point then hotly debated by all six rich white guys that were there.