The White House announced plans to begin normalizing relations with Cuba - this as we're awkwardizing relations with Russia.

Saudia Arabia takes in half a trillion dollars every year in oil revenue, and the country has a population smaller than New York state, but when your system of government is an eleventh century monarchy, someone's going to end up poor, and it's not gonna be the guy whose first name is King.

I know the fashion is that everything is fair game [for comedy material] but I don't believe that.

The worst gift I was given is when I got out of rehab that Christmas; a bottle of wine. It was delicious.

Occasionally, when I lived in London, I would have sex with a girl from an aristocratic family. I always enjoyed doing to them what their ancestors did to my country.

Democrats in state legislatures are at their lowest level since the 1920s. President Obama has a can't-miss strategy to save the party in 2016. He's leaving.

A new restaurant here in Southern California requires women to wear high heels. I'm outraged! This is sexist! Why just the women?