I hope what I do has an art to it, and as an artist you have to try new things and keep yourself entertained.
Craig FergusonIf a man doesn't know how to dance he doesn't know how to make love, there I said it!
Craig FergusonDon't protest outside of a rich man's house in the daytime, you'll just scare the maid, and that's Arnold Schwarzenegger's job.
Craig FergusonA new restaurant here in Southern California requires women to wear high heels. I'm outraged! This is sexist! Why just the women?
Craig Ferguson