Anyway, if you needed something really dangerous, get a gun. It's easy, it's cheap, and it's the American way.

I think in our desire to create a better America,we have to have civilized debate in this country and not just yelling.

If you can't trust, you can't be trustworthy.

The truth is, you win the Lotto. That's really how you have to approach it. You're a lottery winner when you get a sitcom and it goes.

I remember talking to someone early on after I was sober about how I suddenly felt awkward at parties. They said, 'Well, you're supposed to. Everyone feels awkward at parties.' It's an appropriate feeling to feel.

I was 15 years old when I was in this band; we were called Stag. We used to wear spandex pants and no underwear - we looked like marbles smugglers.

Welcome back, my cheeky wee monkeys.