Anyway, if you needed something really dangerous, get a gun. It's easy, it's cheap, and it's the American way.

I can't wait to see the debate between Ryan and Joe Biden. Biden is said to be already trying out different strategies. So far the one that Obama likes is where Biden pretends to have food poisoning and they cancel the debate.

I think holidays create so much pressure because people feel they should be having a good time. But you shouldn't.

I think comedy comes more from a low sense of self-esteem, and I certainly have that.

People talk to old people like they're children.'Oh you're very old aren't you?' Yeah I'm old. I'm not stupid.

CBS announced they're canceling As The World Turns. Don't worry though, if you're addicted to the twisted plots, the intrigue, the illicit sex, you can still watch golf.

Strange star-like object over Oslo right before Obama arrives. A gift of a golden medal given by a group of wise men... Nah.