Anyway, if you needed something really dangerous, get a gun. It's easy, it's cheap, and it's the American way.

Why don't they allow professional wrestling at the Olympics? They allow pro basketball players and hockey players. Olympic pro wrestling would be awesome. The team from Mexico could wear those Mr. X masks. The French wrestler could hit his opponent with a baguette. Or perhaps just surrender.

Equestrian and sailing are sports for people growing up on the mean streets of Connecticut.

Confession is a sacred rite enhanced by allegory, exaggeration, and lies.

The Universe is very, very big.

A new restaurant here in Southern California requires women to wear high heels. I'm outraged! This is sexist! Why just the women?

I've got young kids, so it suits me to do a job which keeps me in town right now.