I don't like my politicians entertaining me and I don't like my entertainers politicianing me.

A lot of the U.S. used to be part of Mexico, including Arizona. But they're a bit touchy about that right now.

For example, in Paris, if one desires to buy something, you enter the store and say "Good morning, sir" or "madam," depending on what is appropriate, you wait until you are greeted, you make polite chitchat about the weather or some such, and when the salesperson asks what they can do for you, then and only then do you bring up the vulgar business of the transaction you require.

A number of U.S. colleges are going to start having dorms for alcoholics. I believe those are called dorms.

Even the incorruptible are corruptible if they cannot accept the possibility of being mistaken. Infallibility is a sin in any man. All laws can be broken and are. Often.

Canada is not the party. Its the apartment above the party.

If you don't vote, you're a moron.