I don't like my politicians entertaining me and I don't like my entertainers politicianing me.

Another one of President Barack Obama's nominees is having tax issues, which proves one thing: The Democrats like raising the taxes, but they hate paying them.

I think comedy as an art involves the audience as a participant as much as is involves the artist.

Aphrodisiacs come in many forms: food, drink, the internet.

It turns out that speeding irresponsibly in a large truck, placing personal wealth ahead of the welfare of others, is one of the greatest sins in the Universe.

Technically my dog's naked most of the time. Except halloween, when I dress him up as Liza Minelli.

The idea of having Australians upset at me is just awful.