I don't like my politicians entertaining me and I don't like my entertainers politicianing me.

They've found a link between chemicals in shampoo and obesity. If you're eating shampoo, your weight is the least of your concerns.

There's a commercial break coming and I'm very excited about it and you know why? Because that's what keeps daddy in suits.

The nation of Iran is threatening to sue the makers of the movie Argo. They say the movie was an unrealistic portrayal of their country. You can't do that! That would be like Scotland suing over the movie Shrek.

I have no ambitions beyond being comfortable in what I do for a living - and earning a living.

I do love America. And LA is a very short commute to America its like half an hour on the plane.

...slow down and self-edit and ask yourself the three things you must always ask yourself before you say anything: "Does this need to be said?" "Does this need to be said by me?" "Does this need to be said by me now?"