I don't like my politicians entertaining me and I don't like my entertainers politicianing me.

I do love America. And LA is a very short commute to America its like half an hour on the plane.

I do a public access show with puppets. Puppets called actors, TV and movie stars.

The devil is not abroad at night in the form of a cat or a wolf or any other animal. He lives eternally in the hearts of men.

The Universe is very, very big. It also loves a paradox. For example, it has some extremely strict rules. Rule number one: Nothing lasts forever. Not you or your family or your house or your planet or the sun. It is an absolute rule. Therefore when someone says that their love will never die, it means that their love is not real, for everything that is real dies. Rule number two: Everything lasts forever.

I think when you become a parent you go from being a star in the movie of your own life to the supporting player in the movie of someone else's.

Nothing says romance like hobos, martyrs and decapitations.