I don't want to be poor. I don't want to be rich to the extent that all I care about is keeping my job. I don't care enough about keeping my job right now. That's good. That makes effective at what I do. I don't want to be frightened of getting fired. So to that end I suppose my ambitions are that I spend less than I earn.

If you watch cooking shows on cable, they have lots of British people. Because when you think good cooking, you immediately think Britain.

Ros was dead. He had loved heroin more than it loved him. I was shocked beyond imagining; he was the first of my friends to fall.

She still cared for me, and the best way I could make amends to her was to be happy. I do have a knack for finding great women.

A woman in Germany gave birth to a 13 1/2 pound baby. That baby was so fat his first word was strudel.

I realized women and humor were linked very closely.

Lance Armstrong admitted he used performance-enhancing drugs throughout his career. He confessed in front of the most respected judge in the land, Oprah Winfrey.