The U.S. Senate is considering a bill that would tax Botox. When Botox users heard this, they were horrified. Well, I think they were horrified. It's difficult to tell.

With good parody, you have to be smarter that the people you’re parodying.

Everything went smoothly at the sailing events today, except for the British team. They forgot to bring limes and they all got scurvy.

Evil does not question itself. Only Hope questions itself.

Much of television has been homogenized in the desire to avoid annoying or upsetting people.

Fat is where comedy is stored.

Its easier to feel a little more spiritual with a couple of bucks in your pocket.