The U.S. Senate is considering a bill that would tax Botox. When Botox users heard this, they were horrified. Well, I think they were horrified. It's difficult to tell.

This is my first week as an American citizen. It's amazing. Now I can vote in the general election - and for American Idol.

Congratulations to the NBA champion Boston Celtics - they beat the Los Angeles Lakers by 39 points. Or as Hillary Clinton would say, "Too close to call.

A new survey says one in three adults will be dressing up for Halloween. As for me, I'm not going to do anything. I'm going as Congress.

Oprah's quitting in 2011. Now we know why the Mayans ended their calendar in 2012

The worst gift I was given is when I got out of rehab that Christmas; a bottle of wine. It was delicious.

The meeting with Prince William took place at the White House because Prince William wanted to see where the president spent his days, but the golf course was covered in snow.