Canada is not the party. Its the apartment above the party.

Don't hit women. Never, ever, ever.

There's just a feeling you get from certain things you do in life that just kind of feel pure and independent of what's actually, physically, going on.

I'm careful with money.

The Danes are causing a bit of trouble. The kingdom of Denmark claimed the North Pole as their own. Hey, you can't just reach out and take something if you want it, Denmark. That's Russia's job.

A number of U.S. colleges are going to start having dorms for alcoholics. I believe those are called dorms.

Bush's memoir is 512 pages. To be fair, 200 of those pages are just games and puzzles.