Canada is not the party. Its the apartment above the party.

I've started looking at my own father a bit funny. He assures me, though, that I really am the son of a Scottish postman.

Today Monopoly added a new game piece: the cat. The new piece was chosen after weeks of online voting. Is that a surprise? Whenever there's a vote for something on the Internet, the cat always wins.

I'm a vulgar lounge entertainer, I don't need to wear a tie.

Dell Computers announced they're releasing a competitor for the iPad. Now it is, in fact, a great alternative for people who already have an iPad, but are fed up with it working all the time.

The meeting with Prince William took place at the White House because Prince William wanted to see where the president spent his days, but the golf course was covered in snow.

After all this time I found that the novel is in fact punk rock.