I love zombies. If any monster could Riverdance, it would be zombies.

The Danes are causing a bit of trouble. The kingdom of Denmark claimed the North Pole as their own. Hey, you can't just reach out and take something if you want it, Denmark. That's Russia's job.

I realized women and humor were linked very closely.

You know who they're blaming for global warming now? This is true. Fat people.

I proved to my own satisfaction that I am madder than I think.

I think commercialism helps Christmas and I think that the more capitalism we can inject into the Christmas holiday the more spiritual I feel about it

The Universe is very, very big.