If you know anything about me - and, if you do, I'm sorry that your life turned out like that.
Craig FergusonI hated the summer jobs I had when I was a teenager. They were so mundane and repetitious, they deadened my soul. On the bright side, it was good training for this job.
Craig FergusonI think I'm just someone that just tries to get by. I'm kind of - if it was during the Second World War, I'd be a black marketeer, I think.
Craig FergusonAll they teach you in drama school is how to do stage fights and be a pain in rehearsals.
Craig Ferguson