Sarah Palin. Remember Sarah Palin? She is adorable. She is back on the campaign trail. Really. She's going to campaign in the Senate runoff in Georgia. As soon as she finds out where Georgia is.

It's all about the triumph of intellect and romance over brute force and cynicism.

The three drunkest cities in America: Fresno, Riverside, and whatever Mel Gibson is driving through.

Sarah Palin has managed to use her failed vice presidential run to put herself in a position of power and influence. Joe Biden won the race and he hasn't been able to put himself in a position of power and influence.

You clap. The Censor wakes up. We all get into trouble.

Appear tougher or cooler or funnier than you feel and there is a chance you'll make it.

Don't hit women. Never, ever, ever.