Don't protest outside of a rich man's house in the daytime, you'll just scare the maid, and that's Arnold Schwarzenegger's job.
Craig FergusonIf I have a near-beer, Iām near beer. And if Iām near beer, Iām close to tequila. And if Iām close to tequila, Iām adjacent to cocaine.
Craig FergusonI don't drink anymore for Cinco de Mayo. I celebrate with Mexican food, or as it's known in Mexico: 'food.'
Craig Ferguson