I think when you become a parent you go from being a star in the movie of your own life to the supporting player in the movie of someone else's.

I think people are as individual as snowflakes, they kinda look alike but no two are the exactly the same, and all classification is the root of prejudice.

Sober alkies are often asked: "When did you hit rock bottom?" but a more informed question might be: "How many times did you hit rock bottom?

There is no Thanksgiving back in the old country where I come from. You know why? Because being thankful is a sin.

They say give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day. But teach a man to fish and he'll get his own show on the Discovery Channel.

Acid gave me a clinical, unblinking look at madness, and I discovered I wasn't brave enough to be insane.

You should never protest outside a rich guy's home during the day because he's not there. He's at work grinding the faces of the poor.