I think when you become a parent you go from being a star in the movie of your own life to the supporting player in the movie of someone else's.

Canada is not the party. Its the apartment above the party.

The difference between a broadcaster and a host is that a host tells stories and dumb jokes, but a broadcaster can articulate deeper like, you know - things and stuff.

Sometimes my pathology just spills out into the camera doesn't it?

Andy Warhol said that in the future everyone will be famous for 15 minutes. Facebook is exactly like that except you're not really famous and your 15 minutes goes on forever.

Democrats are calling Christine O'Donnell 'the Sarah Palin of the East.' Really? She's a loud, emotionally unstable woman from Delaware. That's not Sarah Palin, that's Joe Biden.

When in doubt about who's to blame. Blame the English.