Today Prince William went to Washington, D.C., and he met with President Obama. He said, 'It feels weird being in the White House because I'm not an American.' And then Prince William said, 'Yeah, me too.'

I wanted to be a rock star.

You know when you're a kid and you think, 'Oh no, I've got double math, this is never gonna end,' but then it ends, and it's like it never happened? That's like life.

I'm hooked on email. That's right, kids, I'm one of you.

Another one of President Barack Obama's nominees is having tax issues, which proves one thing: The Democrats like raising the taxes, but they hate paying them.

She still cared for me, and the best way I could make amends to her was to be happy. I do have a knack for finding great women.

Tomorrow is your future's yesterday.