Oprah's quitting in 2011. Now we know why the Mayans ended their calendar in 2012

Why don't they allow professional wrestling at the Olympics? They allow pro basketball players and hockey players. Olympic pro wrestling would be awesome. The team from Mexico could wear those Mr. X masks. The French wrestler could hit his opponent with a baguette. Or perhaps just surrender.

There is a scene in the movie where Astrid and Hiccup fly on Toothless's back toward the island of Berk. The animation is intensely real, from the waves on the sea to wisps of wind blowing in the characters' hair. The feeling I get watching that scene is why I fly - just for that feeling.

With good parody, you have to be smarter that the people you’re parodying.

According to a new study, our email is not as safe as we thought. How do they know this? They've been reading my email.

Every day I ran to that book like it was a bottle of whiskey and crawled inside because it was a world that I had at least some control over, and slowly, in time, it began to take shape.

A lot of the U.S. used to be part of Mexico, including Arizona. But they're a bit touchy about that right now.