Wait! Don't applaud my cheapness! I've got other crap I need help with!

Here in California, we passed a law against texting while driving. But there's no law preventing you from writing a letter while driving.

People are saying that Anderson Cooper could be the new Oprah. And then these people are struck by lightning.

They were singing, Gillette, the best a man can get, with a lot of guys hugging their fathers and sailing and riding bikes. I suddenly felt a long way from the best a man could get and I thought it would be nice to get from there to the best.

There's something spiritual in hard work. Spirituality isn't all aromatherapy and scented candles.

Saudia Arabia takes in half a trillion dollars every year in oil revenue, and the country has a population smaller than New York state, but when your system of government is an eleventh century monarchy, someone's going to end up poor, and it's not gonna be the guy whose first name is King.

I only like sports that Bond villains played.