Wait! Don't applaud my cheapness! I've got other crap I need help with!

A junkie will steal your purse, and then help you look for it.

The Universe is very, very big.

There's something spiritual in hard work. Spirituality isn't all aromatherapy and scented candles.

I think when you become a parent you go from being a star in the movie of your own life to the supporting player in the movie of someone else's.

Occasionally, when I lived in London, I would have sex with a girl from an aristocratic family. I always enjoyed doing to them what their ancestors did to my country.

My mother was tickled and I think kind of proud when my father got hit on my an attractive middle-aged Asian lady who hadn't noticed he was with his family. He was certainly pleased about it.