Wait! Don't applaud my cheapness! I've got other crap I need help with!

Other than the laws of physics, rules have never really worked out for me.

I think in our desire to create a better America,we have to have civilized debate in this country and not just yelling.

Oprah's quitting in 2011. Now we know why the Mayans ended their calendar in 2012

The new Pope, Cardinal Jorge Mario Bergoglio, is now Pope Francis the 1st. Francis was not his first choice for a name. But the Vatican wisely talked him out of Pope Boo Boo.

Democrats are calling Christine O'Donnell 'the Sarah Palin of the East.' Really? She's a loud, emotionally unstable woman from Delaware. That's not Sarah Palin, that's Joe Biden.

With good parody, you have to be smarter that the people you’re parodying.