Al Qaeda has declared war on the Somali pirates. That is awesome! Evil against evil. Like Alien versus Predator or Cheney versus his lawyer.

The problem with suicide is that it seems so flamboyant. It's camp. You have to be a bit of a drama queen to ever seriously consider it.

Appear tougher or cooler or funnier than you feel and there is a chance you'll make it.

Tomorrow is your future's yesterday.

It seemed that I performed better sober than drunk. Who knew?

The most popular Valentine's Day gift is chocolate. In the 1800's, doctors told their patients to eat chocolate to get over a broken heart. They also thought if you're going to be alone, who cares if you get fat.

I do love America. And LA is a very short commute to America its like half an hour on the plane.