Al Qaeda has declared war on the Somali pirates. That is awesome! Evil against evil. Like Alien versus Predator or Cheney versus his lawyer.

There is no Thanksgiving back in the old country where I come from. You know why? Because being thankful is a sin.

I wanted to be a rock star.

Fat is where comedy is stored.

I found out it is just as hard to make a movie that you are not proud of as it is to make one you love.

I do love America. And LA is a very short commute to America its like half an hour on the plane.

That's why I believe in a Constitution which separates church from state. I've seen what happens when they get in cahoots.