Donald Trump showed his birth certificate to reporters. Who cares about his birth certificate? I want to know if that thing on his head has had its vaccinations.
Craig FergusonFrom this moment on I'd dedicate my life to rock and roll and take as many drugs as possible. What could possibly go wrong?
Craig FergusonDemocrats are calling Christine O'Donnell 'the Sarah Palin of the East.' Really? She's a loud, emotionally unstable woman from Delaware. That's not Sarah Palin, that's Joe Biden.
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