Tomorrow's just your future yesterday.

The sexy magazine in Britain in that time was called Club International. Club International: It was about as international as the International House of Pancakes. It should have been called Naked Cockney Girls with Scurvy.

On that same tour we ran into a band at Aylesbury Friars, a biggish venue in Oxfordshire, England. They were a four-piece from Ireland called U2. They seemed like nice fellows and they sounded pretty good, but we didn’t keep in touch. They’re probably taxi drivers and accountants by now.

That's why Credit card companies are evil. Are they sponsoring the show tonight? ... They are Evil.

The rain is giving much needed relief to California's crops. By that I mean 'marijuana.'

Aphrodisiacs come in many forms: food, drink, the internet.

Today Monopoly added a new game piece: the cat. The new piece was chosen after weeks of online voting. Is that a surprise? Whenever there's a vote for something on the Internet, the cat always wins.