I can't wait to see the debate between Ryan and Joe Biden. Biden is said to be already trying out different strategies. So far the one that Obama likes is where Biden pretends to have food poisoning and they cancel the debate.
Craig FergusonI hated the summer jobs I had when I was a teenager. They were so mundane and repetitious, they deadened my soul. On the bright side, it was good training for this job.
Craig FergusonI freely admit I'm confused. I'm a confused and troubled individual but at the same time...Its Free!
Craig FergusonA lot of people come to L.A. looking for something. What I came here for, I realize now, is to be okay with myself.
Craig Ferguson