The 'Star Wars' movie is coming out. Disney has kept the details of the movie under wraps because they're not Sony.

It turns out that speeding irresponsibly in a large truck, placing personal wealth ahead of the welfare of others, is one of the greatest sins in the Universe.

I enjoy bathing, as many Europeans don't.

People sometimes say to me: "Craig, get out of my garden."

Every year law schools churn out thousands of lawyers. We don't need any more lawyers. We need more lawyers like we need more talk-show hosts.

Sarah Palin is speaking out about the oil spill. She said, I'm not kidding, we should ask the Dutch for help with the spill because the Dutch have the world's best dikes. So let me get this straight. It is OK to cover lesbians in oil but you just can't let them get married.

I don't think wood was discovered in Britain until the 1970's. That's when I discovered it anyway.