The 'Star Wars' movie is coming out. Disney has kept the details of the movie under wraps because they're not Sony.

If you know anything about me - and, if you do, I'm sorry that your life turned out like that.

The sexy magazine in Britain in that time was called Club International. Club International: It was about as international as the International House of Pancakes. It should have been called Naked Cockney Girls with Scurvy.

If I start giving people what they like I'll turn into one of them and I don't want to be one of them I want to be one of me.

Fraser's mother, Janice, was actually quite a happy soul but she had to hide it because, like all pseudo intellectuals, she thought being cheery made her look stupid, which of course she was for believing that rubbish in the first place. She like to talk about Sartre sometimes, just as insurance.

They say give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day. But teach a man to fish and he'll get his own show on the Discovery Channel.

I'm hooked on email. That's right, kids, I'm one of you.