It never occurred to them that God may have provided the world with a vast array of very brainy medical types for the very reason of solving problems such as theirs. However, there is one thing that the medical profession cannot do and that is save people from being idiots.
Craig FergusonI think comedy as an art involves the audience as a participant as much as is involves the artist.
Craig FergusonI don't think wood was discovered in Britain until the 1970's. That's when I discovered it anyway.
Craig FergusonItalian women are some of the most beautiful in the world. This is why the Vatican is in Italy. If a man can walk across Italy and retain his celibacy, he's got what it takes to be a priest - or an interior decorator.
Craig Ferguson