I love the United States. I have applied for citizenship. I want to take the oath of allegiance on TV.
Craig FergusonI've got mixed feelings about poetry cause done well poetry is fantastic. But not many people are capable of doing it well. I think you should have some kind of license to perform poetry. A poetic license perhaps.
Craig FergusonA new restaurant here in Southern California requires women to wear high heels. I'm outraged! This is sexist! Why just the women?
Craig FergusonThere are times when you see the news, and you go, "How the hell am I meant to do anything tonight?" I'm not good at compartmentalizing myself and not being affected by the world around me, so it was very difficult for me when atrocious news stories would pop up. And I would think, "How the hell am I supposed to talk to the skeleton about the horse tonight?"
Craig Ferguson