I love the United States. I have applied for citizenship. I want to take the oath of allegiance on TV.

There's something spiritual in hard work. Spirituality isn't all aromatherapy and scented candles.

Delaware Senate candidate Christine O'Donnell said recently that Hollywood needs to re-evaluate what they're doing because movies these days are all filled with gay sex and extramarital affairs. And I thought, 'Have fun in Congress then.

Whoever I had become had to die.

I think that everything looks a little scarier at night, when the sun goes down. And I know I kind of want a sense of reassurance or a community. Late-night shows is a rare place because that's what we do. Increasingly, I felt like I didn't want to be that guy. I didn't want to do that. It wasn't the only reason that I stopped doing it, but it was a consideration - I didn't know how to process tragedy after tragedy and then ... it just got too much, I think.

I think comedy as an art involves the audience as a participant as much as is involves the artist.

You gotta laugh because if you didn't you'd cry