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Craig FergusonOcean's 13 is all about cool people having a good time, and who doesn't want to see that? Well you, apparantly, 'cause you're watching me.
Craig FergusonHistorically, when Americans don't know what to do next, they go to Paris. Benjamin Franklin is like: 'What am I going to do now? I'll go to Paris!'
Craig FergusonAnyone who's just driven 90 yards against huge men trying to kill them has earned the right to do Jazz hands.
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