Ros was dead. He had loved heroin more than it loved him. I was shocked beyond imagining; he was the first of my friends to fall.

I've got mixed feelings about poetry cause done well poetry is fantastic. But not many people are capable of doing it well. I think you should have some kind of license to perform poetry. A poetic license perhaps.

Today Prince William went to Washington, D.C., and he met with President Obama. He said, 'It feels weird being in the White House because I'm not an American.' And then Prince William said, 'Yeah, me too.'

Everything I think of now is too rude to actually say.

I think comedy as an art involves the audience as a participant as much as is involves the artist.

Time is only linear for engineers and referees.

Oprah's quitting in 2011. Now we know why the Mayans ended their calendar in 2012