Everything went smoothly at the sailing events today, except for the British team. They forgot to bring limes and they all got scurvy.
Craig FergusonNow, I know Obama was trying to take the long view, but talking about solar energy in the middle of the oil spill is like watching your house engulfed in flames and saying, 'We really should change the curtains.'
Craig FergusonAccording to a new study, Hawaii is the happiest place in America to live. And I thought it was just a great place to pretend you were born in.
Craig Ferguson