I think I'll be Scottish in every movie I write. They always try to talk me out of it, but Woody Allen is always a nebbish New Yorker. Why shouldn't I be a goofy Glaswegian?

I would prefer as a viewer to watch the mistakes. I am my own blooper reel, as it happens.

I don't drink anymore for Cinco de Mayo. I celebrate with Mexican food, or as it's known in Mexico: 'food.'

I know that's not the right accent, but I can't do the right accent. It's either the wrong accent or another Octomom joke.

I hope what I do has an art to it, and as an artist you have to try new things and keep yourself entertained.

The Smurfs 2 is a great movie. The Smurfs are tiny little creatures that everybody loves. They're like Justin Bieber - minus the part about everybody loving him.

I dropped out of high school when I was 16, after I had a huge argument with my English teacher over the meaning of the word 'existentialism.'