We do have a big kind of history in literate tradition of Vikings and we have a lot of Viking blood in Scotland, I mean especially up north wherever you go you see a plastic Viking sitting outside a shop and Viking calendars and - because they - you know they came down and stole all our chicks and then some of them didn't quite get back and ended up settling down here. So there's a lot of Viking blood in Scotland.

The sexy magazine in Britain in that time was called Club International. Club International: It was about as international as the International House of Pancakes. It should have been called Naked Cockney Girls with Scurvy.

There's a commercial break coming and I'm very excited about it and you know why? Because that's what keeps daddy in suits.

Everything went smoothly at the sailing events today, except for the British team. They forgot to bring limes and they all got scurvy.

I've been running my whole life. Running into bars, running around the world. But when you have a child, you can't run. That was a revelation.

I aim to please. I'm nothing if not a vaudevillian.

People spend thousands of dollars trying to keep their teeth straight. I just hope we can live in a world where we accept gay teeth.