We do have a big kind of history in literate tradition of Vikings and we have a lot of Viking blood in Scotland, I mean especially up north wherever you go you see a plastic Viking sitting outside a shop and Viking calendars and - because they - you know they came down and stole all our chicks and then some of them didn't quite get back and ended up settling down here. So there's a lot of Viking blood in Scotland.

Here in Los Angeles, school's out for summer. For thousands of school kids, this is the first week of summer vacation. And for thousands of parents, it's the first week of hell.

Don't ever rope me in as a late-night talk show host. I don't want to be one.

I'm so excited about the new iPad, I just iPeed my iPants.

Being funny is a gift, and, when done well, is an art form.

Equestrian and sailing are sports for people growing up on the mean streets of Connecticut.

I think comedy as an art involves the audience as a participant as much as is involves the artist.