Everything went smoothly at the sailing events today, except for the British team. They forgot to bring limes and they all got scurvy.
Craig FergusonI had lived in fear of the fabled terrifying visions that assail chronic drinkers, but which had not yet attacked me.
Craig FergusonI think the scores for Olympic gymnastics are affected by what countries the judge and the gymnast are from. That's wrong. That type of political pandering isn't meant for gymnastic Olympic events. It's meant for the Supreme Court.
Craig Ferguson