Equestrian and sailing are sports for people growing up on the mean streets of Connecticut.

I think we look back at times past with fondness because we were younger. Life had not yet begun pecking away at our innocence like buzzards on fresh road kill.

Being an American is something I wanted to be for a very long time, probably since I saw the moon landing when I was a child.

If you're frightened of leprechauns, the best thing to do is to get yourself a little leprechaun outfit and see how big they are. And then you'll go, 'Well I see. That's like bein' frightened of a hampster.'

I'm always a bit shy around evil people.

I have a deep and profound mistrust of all politicians.

Democrats are calling Christine O'Donnell 'the Sarah Palin of the East.' Really? She's a loud, emotionally unstable woman from Delaware. That's not Sarah Palin, that's Joe Biden.