Don't ever rope me in as a late-night talk show host. I don't want to be one.

I do love America. And LA is a very short commute to America its like half an hour on the plane.

It's tricky turning a book into a movie. Sometimes people love the book so much that no adaptation lives up to what they imagined. You can avoid that disappointment by never, ever reading books.

Al Qaeda has declared war on the Somali pirates. That is awesome! Evil against evil. Like Alien versus Predator or Cheney versus his lawyer.

I realized women and humor were linked very closely.

Other than the laws of physics, rules have never really worked out for me.

Every year law schools churn out thousands of lawyers. We don't need any more lawyers. We need more lawyers like we need more talk-show hosts.