Don't ever rope me in as a late-night talk show host. I don't want to be one.

Great, as long as you're happy

I wanted to be a rock star.

...slow down and self-edit and ask yourself the three things you must always ask yourself before you say anything: "Does this need to be said?" "Does this need to be said by me?" "Does this need to be said by me now?"

According to a new study, our email is not as safe as we thought. How do they know this? They've been reading my email.

I don't see my show as a stepping stone to something else like some people, who get a job then have a foot out the door looking for their next job.

They've found a link between chemicals in shampoo and obesity. If you're eating shampoo, your weight is the least of your concerns.