I think comedy as an art involves the audience as a participant as much as is involves the artist.

I didn't say no because between safety and adventure I choose adventure.

I've got young kids, so it suits me to do a job which keeps me in town right now.

The first day of spring is known as the vernal equinox. The equinox is special. It only happens twice a year, like a good night in ratings for NBC.

Sober alkies are often asked: "When did you hit rock bottom?" but a more informed question might be: "How many times did you hit rock bottom?

The Universe is very, very big. It also loves a paradox. For example, it has some extremely strict rules. Rule number one: Nothing lasts forever. Not you or your family or your house or your planet or the sun. It is an absolute rule. Therefore when someone says that their love will never die, it means that their love is not real, for everything that is real dies. Rule number two: Everything lasts forever.

You can never talk religion on network TV. It makes too many people angry. You can talk about sex.