I can't wait to see the debate between Ryan and Joe Biden. Biden is said to be already trying out different strategies. So far the one that Obama likes is where Biden pretends to have food poisoning and they cancel the debate.
Craig FergusonA new restaurant here in Southern California requires women to wear high heels. I'm outraged! This is sexist! Why just the women?
Craig FergusonYou know, I think there's a good rule of thumb here: Don't take nutritional advice from other species.
Craig FergusonScientists say over the next hundred years, the coast of California will sink almost five feet. So the presidential candidates need to do something. Mitt Romney is conflicted. On one hand, he denies that global warming exists. But if California is under water, he would definitely win the next election.
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