She still cared for me, and the best way I could make amends to her was to be happy. I do have a knack for finding great women.

North Korea announced that they have nuclear weapons and they have no plans to give them up. The White House, acting quickly, announced their plan to invade Iran.

I do a public access show with puppets. Puppets called actors, TV and movie stars.

These days, young people watch TV on smartphones and computers. Young people with an actual TV set are harder to find than a picture of Anthony Weiner with his clothes on.

For a while, some schools across the country were banning spelling bees. For obvious reasons, of course - steroids

You clap. The Censor wakes up. We all get into trouble.

There are plans for a new high-speed train between Los Angeles and San Francisco. It will make the trip time 30 minutes. People in L.A. are like, Yes! And people in San Francisco are like, Yeah, sure, great. We look forward to seeing you.