She still cared for me, and the best way I could make amends to her was to be happy. I do have a knack for finding great women.

It's a great day for America, everybody! It's Monday, woo.

I enjoy bathing, as many Europeans don't.

You can never talk religion on network TV. It makes too many people angry. You can talk about sex.

I think in our desire to create a better America,we have to have civilized debate in this country and not just yelling.

Dell Computers announced they're releasing a competitor for the iPad. Now it is, in fact, a great alternative for people who already have an iPad, but are fed up with it working all the time.

Great, as long as you're happy