She still cared for me, and the best way I could make amends to her was to be happy. I do have a knack for finding great women.

The views expressed by Me are in no way endorsed by CBS any of its allied companies or in fact Me.

Even though it's warm here in L.A., people still have to wear layers - at least until their plastic surgery heals.

I am the Saudi Arabia of unhappiness. I have so many reserves of misery that you wouldn't understand. I actually think that's part of why I connect with Canadians. I think they understand grinding misery underneath.

I freely admit I'm confused. I'm a confused and troubled individual but at the same time...Its Free!

Even a chameleon needs the proper amount of suction.

You know who they're blaming for global warming now? This is true. Fat people.