Welcome back, my cheeky wee monkeys.
Don't ever rope me in as a late-night talk show host. I don't want to be one.
Wait! Don't applaud my cheapness! I've got other crap I need help with!
My son's always showing me pictures of dinosaurs and asking me what their names are. I dont know so I make stuff up: That son is a thesaurus.
When in doubt about who's to blame. Blame the English.
A new restaurant here in Southern California requires women to wear high heels. I'm outraged! This is sexist! Why just the women?