Last night on the show I had Olympics fever. Unfortunately, it's getting worse. That's not good. I have to call my doctor if my torch burns for more than four hours.

I think comedy comes more from a low sense of self-esteem, and I certainly have that.

Dell Computers announced they're releasing a competitor for the iPad. Now it is, in fact, a great alternative for people who already have an iPad, but are fed up with it working all the time.

The White House announced plans to begin normalizing relations with Cuba - this as we're awkwardizing relations with Russia.

I think holidays create so much pressure because people feel they should be having a good time. But you shouldn't.

Evil does not question itself. Only Hope questions itself.

Climate change is a serious problem. We all need to do what we can. Unless that means I've got to change stuff. Then I'm not doing it.