He will know from and early age that failure is not disgrace. It's just a pitch that you missed, and you'd better get ready for the next one. The next one might be the shot heard round the world. My son and I are Americans, we prepare for glory by failing until we don't.

A number of U.S. colleges are going to start having dorms for alcoholics. I believe those are called dorms.

I'm careful with money.

It's a book. It's mine. And it's done.

I became a terrible drunk or alcoholic - or a good one depending on your point of view.

You know, I think there's a good rule of thumb here: Don't take nutritional advice from other species.

Al Qaeda has declared war on the Somali pirates. That is awesome! Evil against evil. Like Alien versus Predator or Cheney versus his lawyer.